A social media manager in your pocket.

The Social Media Machine plans your monthly launch, writes your emails, scripts your reels, builds your carousels and writes your Stories. Press play to watch it plan a week, then join the waitlist and you'll hear first when the doors open.

You're joining the MACHINE waitlist. No spam. One email when the doors open.

Built by the woman who has posted over 7,000 times

How it works

Join the list. Hear first when the doors open.

JoinPut your email on the waitlist. It takes a few seconds.

FirstThe waitlist gets the link before anyone else.

ThenDoors open for a short time, then they close again.

What it does

Tell it your business once. Say "plan my month." Hit record.

The Social Media Machine runs inside Claude. It builds every idea from your offer and your customer - never from a trend - and every month it hands you:

Your monthly launch + 10 emails - planned and written to launch for you
4 reels a week - scripted, with filming instructions, captions and editing tips. Hit record, then copy and paste.
3 carousels a week - in your brand colors or with your photos, saved and posted right from the machine
Stories for every day - following my weekly posting schedule for the most views, replies and sales
A new freebie every month - so you always have something to point your posts to and new people to launch to
Then it does it all again next month - just like a social media manager

Week 1 of your month

Mon

Reel - the comb finding the mat"The $4 tool your $40 brush is hiding from"comment BRUSH

Tue

Carousel - how often does a doodle need grooming?"Every 6 weeks is a lie"comment BRUSH

Wed

Reel - you in the van, talking"Stop brushing the top of your dog"comment BRUSH

Thu

Carousel - Winston, before and after"His mom was told to shave him"comment BRUSH

Fri

Reel - the van pulls in"POV: your groomer just pulled up"comment BRUSH

Sat

Carousel - giveaway"It's a Franklin spa day giveaway"

Sun

Reel - the drive home"Wait for it"

A real week it planned for a mobile dog groomer

Who built it

I've been selling from my posts since 2015.

Over 7,000 posts at Gardenary. Around $5 million a year, mostly from organic posts. Then I started a brand new page from zero - over 250,000 followers and over $150,000 from those posts in six months.

It was never the yapping. It was the plan. I built a machine that runs it for you every month, like a social media manager in your pocket.

Get on the list. Watch me test it. Then decide.

The waitlist hears first when the doors open.